Entry Three - Scrub Down

Dear Internet,
I don't like car rides anymore.
After my morning chow, my auntie told me we were going for a special car ride.

She told me there were treats.

There were treats.

But as soon as I finished eating my treat, I saw a building.

I remember this building. It's a scary place. I remember the horrors...

 First my auntie hands me over to this lady who looks at me and tells me I'm fat. I try to tell her I'm not fat...I'm just fluffy! She doesn't understand me so she gives me a shot.

Then another human takes my leash. I thought I was about to go home. Little did I know that I'm being taken away to the scrub down. They wash me from head to curly tail. I smell like flowers...yuck! Then they use the slicers to cut off my luscious nails. And then the evil monster (they call him The Dryer) comes out and blows hot air all over me with a very loud noise. The noise still haunts me to this day.

Then I wait...and wait....and wait....and wait some more....
Until suddenly my auntie comes back to get me. I run so fast I go straight for the door to get out.

When we are in the car my auntie tells me we are going home....I don't trust her.

As soon as I get home I try to take a nap...but Jasper the mean kitty cat stole it from me.

I told him to run or I eat all his dinner. He ran away. And I took a nap.

Entry Two - Car Rides

Dear Internet,
Today was lots of fun! First I had a sun bath!

Sometimes I like to sit there and think of food.

Then I went for a car ride with my Auntie! She likes to take me places like the doggy store or the doggy park.

I always get a treat when I hop in. I like treats!

Today we went to the tree park. It's got all my favorite trees, and I have to sniff every single one of them.

Sometimes I even go on the playground. My favorite thing is the slide.

Then we went home for my din-din! That's the best part of the day.

My Auntie says we will go for a car ride again tomorrow. I wonder where we will go next!!

Entry One - Introducing Lucius

Dear Internet,
Hi! My name is Lucius.

I'm a 10 year old pug. I live with my mommy, my auntie, and a few other humans who love me very much.

Mommy and me

Auntie and me

They give me things like food, belly rubs, treats, toys, food, comfy beds, and treats. I like treats.

Yum!

There's a really mean kitty cat who lives in the house with me. His name is Jasper. I try to sniff his butt...he doesn't really like that.

Jasper the demon...I mean cat

Sometimes we team up to get something to eat in the food palace (the humans call this a "kitchen"). That's our favorite part of the house.

Other than that, Jasper and I don't really talk to each other. We don't speak the same language.
My hobbies include eating, guarding the house, sleeping, sniffing things, napping, and taking long walks in the yard.

I must sniff ALL the leaves!

I like to go on adventures all the time. It makes for a good nap. I think I'll take one now...

ZZZZZZ